July 31, 2012

Jessica Biel Orders Justin Timberlake To Stop Hanging Out With Cameron Diaz Or Else

Jessica Biel is apparently shit-flippingly threatened by the continued close relationship between exes Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz. She wasn't too psyched when they worked together in Bad Teacher, and recently Diaz did an interview in which this happened:

Justin and I had a journey together and still do. It changed, but I'm fine with that and so is he. I will always love the man in so many different ways.

Haunted by the literal interpretation of this statement (i.e. a mental slideshow of Cameron Diaz "loving" her fiancé in "ALL" of the different ways), Biel made like the grotesquely zany third act of a rom-com and rushed to confront Timberlake in Puerto Rico, where he is shooting a gambling drama with Ben Affleck.

She supposedly left him with an ultimatum: cut off contact with Diaz or their wedding is off. Should he? Or should he not? Or should they bring it on down to Omeletvilleeeellelele?

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