Dina Lohan Landed Two VH1 Reality Shows

Someone’s willing to pay Dina Lohan for being Dina Lohan, which is pretty much her new job after landing parts in two reality shows. Being the star of neither, the matriarch will be featured in two VH1 shows: one about famous ex-wives, and one about stage mothers.

A show called Hollywood Exes will star the former spouses of Prince, Will Smith, R. Kelly and Eddie Murphy while Lohan cameos because she’s friends with one of the ex-wives. And there’s a show called DramaMamas that sounds like an opportunity for her to pimp out her younger kids.

Which I suppose is fine because the Lindsay Lohan Cocaine Fund is pretty much bone dry and it’s about time someone started making deposits again.