Someone’s willing to pay Dina Lohan for being Dina Lohan, which is pretty much her new job after landing parts in two reality shows. Being the star of neither, the matriarch will be featured in two VH1 shows: one about famous ex-wives, and one about stage mothers.
Which I suppose is fine because the Lindsay Lohan Cocaine Fund is pretty much bone dry and it’s about time someone started making deposits again.