June 3, 2012

Amanda Bynes Has No Idea What You’re Talking About

“I can’t help but laugh at all of you writing fake stories about me. I was not in any hit and runs. I don’t drink so the DUI is false.”
- Amanda Bynes tweets her denial.

Right, so when Amanda hit that cop car, kept on going, and then got pulled over and subsequently arrested for a DUI, that never happened? Was the mug shot a fake? Did the police lie? So what does that mean for her court date scheduled for next week? Will she provide evidence that the charges are imaginary? And that other time that TMZ spoke directly to the police and confirmed that Amanda hit a different car and kept right on driving because she didn’t notice, is that fictional as well? Seriously, what’s her argument here?

Regardless, this should be a real fun trial. Do you think she’ll take tips from her mentor, Lindsay Lohan, and get a “f-ck u” manicure?

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