January 25, 2012

Miley Cyrus isn’t wearing a bra again in West Hollywood (7 PHOTOS)

The first time this month that paparazzi got photos of a braless Miley Cyrus, I think I put it in the links and just left it at that. After all, it’s a girl’s prerogative whether she goes braless, and sometimes I’m in the mood to give Miley a pass, and plus, sometimes, some days, bras suck. But Miley has done it again, y’all! Yesterday she stepped out with her mom Tish and her little sister Noah… and Miley’s bra was very noticeably absent. And it was apparently chilly out. And her shirt was thin and white.

So basically, Miley is taking over from Britney Spears. Braless, booty shorts, gum-chompin’, trying-too-hard “sexy” plus manufacturing dumbass controversies wherever possible. For Christ’s sake, get this child a bra. And an education.

Miley Cyrus, the controversial and beloved Hannah Montana star, gets confrontational with a shutterbug while having breakfast with mom Tish and sister Noah at Patty’s Rest In Toluca Lake, CA on October 12th, 2010. Although going after the shutterbug gets her kudos, her attire is the usual: inappropriate.

Since I really don’t have anything else to say other than “put on a bra,” I’d like to tell one of my worst braless stories. I was a sophomore in college, and I had an early class. At this point in my life, I was a D cup (not yet a DD-cup, like I am now – they grew even bigger in my early 20s). Long story short, I overslept, I didn’t care, whatever, I ended up going to class braless. I was just wearing a simple blue t-shirt and a pair of jeans. The shirt wasn’t too tight, but it wasn’t very baggy either. Anyway, I didn’t think anyone noticed. The next class, my guy friend (who was in the class with me) told me that after the last class, that all of the guys in the class stood around and talked about little else than “the chick with the big rack who wasn’t wearing a bra.” My point? Even if you think you’re fine and no one notices, they totally do. And unless you want to be known as “The Braless Whore of Philosophy 201” you should just put on a bra. Words to live by, Miley.

2010 Photo

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